The
income tax officer decides to audit Sindhi businessman Wandho Mal and
summons him to the income tax office.
The
officer is not surprised when Wandho Mal shows up with his attorney, Pestonji..
The
officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling.
I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable.."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Wandho Mal .
"How about a demonstration..? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Wandho Mal says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own
eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Wandho
Mal removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.
Wandho
Mal says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my
other eye."
The
officer can tell Wandho Mal isn't blind, so he takes the
bet.
Wandho Mal removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand
rupees, with Pestonji as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want
to go double or nothing?" Wandho Mal asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your
desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side,
and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides
there's no way this guy can manage that stunt,
so
he agrees again.
Wandho Mal stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
mightily,he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he
pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into
a huge win.
But Pestonji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Pestonji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Wandho Mal told me he'd been summoned for an
audit,
he
bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over
your desk and that you'd be happy about it.."
