WANDHO MAL JO ROOM

MRS. WANDHO MAL @ NIGHT

Groom Thinking on Wedding Day

Phulka

Wandho Mal : “Toon Munh Je Mao Jera Phulka 

Cho Kona Pachaye Sagandi Aahen ? “

Zaala : “ Pachaaye Vendas agar 

Tawaan Pehenje Pee Jero Atto Goyinda !!!”

Missing Her Husband

A widow who never paid any attention to Her Husband while he was alive now found herself missing him desperately.

She went to a psychic to see if she could contact her late husband.

The psychic went into a trance.

A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the woman heard the unmistakable voice of her dearly departed husband.

 "Mithra!" she cried. "Tawaan Aayo ?"

 "Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

"Khush Aayo ?"

"Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

 "Muhn je saan Huya , Huna Kha Wadhika Khush Aayo ?"

"Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

"Swarg Tamaam Maze Ji Jagah Hundi “

 "Ma Swarga Mein Kona Aayaan Muhinji Mithri ."

20 Years Ji Shaadi

About 3.30 Subuh Je Time Wandho Mal je Ryoana ji Awaaz Budhi Kare Zaala Ji Nindra Phiti Payee.

Uthi Kare Har handa Wandhe Ke golana Shuru kayeen , Wandho Kithe Kona Ladho ....

Laundry Room Saan Guzre Payee ta Wandhe Ji Subki Budhayeen, Awaaz Basement Saan Ache payee.

Basement ji Light On Kayeen ta Wandho Basement je Kunda Mein Vetho Zaar Zaar Pyo Roye.

Wandhe Saan Puchyaeen : “ Cho Pya Ro”

Wandho Mal : “ Toh Khe Yaad Aa ,
 Via (20) Saal Pehreen Asaan ji Shaadi Thi Hui ?”

Zaala : “ Ha Ta “

Wandho Mal : “ Huna Kha Ba (2) Hafta Pehreen Tuhinje Pee (Father) Muh Khe Dhamkayo – Ya ta Muhinji Dheea Saan Shaadi Kar Na Ta Jail Wanj. "

Zaala : “Hee Sab Gaaliyoon Muh Khe Khabar Ayeen para Tawaan Aetro Ro Cho Pya ? “

Wandho Mal : (Roinde Roinde ) Toon Samjhen Kona Thee , Aj Maa Jail Saan azaad Thee Wanja Ha. “

Choondri

Zaala is angry as Wandho Mal stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for Pinching .

Wandho Mal to Zaala : Muh Kuch Kona Kay Mithri , Tuhinji Kasam Muh Choondri Kona Paati ....

Zaala : Mukhe Khabara Aa , Choondri Muh Paati :)

Wandho Mal Aen Pehelwan

Wandho Mal Train Mein hikri Berth te Letyo Pyo Ho 

Hikro Maanu Aayo Aen Chayo : " Bhau Side Thee Mu Khe Vyano Aa

Wandho : " Tokhe Khabar Aa Ma Ker Aayaan ?"

Maanu Dakki Kare Bee Seat Te Wanji Vetho

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya

Poy Hikro Pehelwaan Aayo Aen Chayeen " Side Mein Thee Mu Khe Vyano Aa "

Wandho : " Tokhe Khabar Aa Ma Ker Aayaan ?"

Pehelwaan Wandhe khe Gichchi Saan Pakde Uthaare Kare Hawaa Mein Puchyo : " Haane Budaaye Ker Aayen Toon ?"

Wandho Mal : " BIMAAR " " Ma Bimaar Aayaan Bhau ... Bin Diyan Saan Bukhaar Aa !!!"

Suhini Chokri Aen Wandho Mal

Wandho Mal Hikri Shaadi Mein Tamaam Suhini Chokri Khe Dhyaan Saan Disse Pyo .

Chokri Impress Thi Kare Puchyo : " Cha Pya Disso "

Wandho : " Sochyaan Pyo Toon Agar Munjhi Maao Hujeen Haa Ta Ma Ketro Suhino Hujaan Ha !"

Watching TV

Wandho Mal Aen Zaala watching an a Cricket match together:

After 5 minutes:"

Zaala : "Hee Bret Lee Aa??"

Wandho Mal:" Na Hee Chris Gayle Aa"

Bret Lee bowler Aa ....

Zaala:" Okay, Byo Wicket Kiri Pyo "

Wandho Mal:" Na , Pehren Waare Jo Replay Aa"

Zaala:" Hmm, Lageto India Khatte Vendi "

Wandho Mal:" Austraila V/s west Indies Aa"

Zaala:" Khattan Laye Ghana Runs Khapanda

Wandho Mal:" 72 runs in 36 balls.."

Zaala:" Tamaam Easy Pyo Lage just 2 runs in 1 ball.."

Wandho Mal:" *Turns off the TV*

Zaala Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Wandho Mal:" Hee Kera Aa ??"
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Zaala:" , Khabardaar Jo Mu khe Serial je Vicha Mein Disturb Kayo Tava... "

Texting

Wandho Mal Aen Hunaji Zaala had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. 

Wandho’s Zaala , was in a romantic mood, decided that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She text-ed:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

Wandho Mal texted back: 
Muhinji Mithri ,
Ma Toilet Mein Vetho Aayaan , 
Budhaye Cha Kayaan 
I Love you Too !!!

Wandho Mal Aen Maggie

Wandho Mal San Interviewer Puchoyo :

2 Minute Laay Tawaan khe Prime Minister Thaaynje Ta 
Tawaan Cha Kanda.....??

Wandho Mal : Maggi Noodles Thaindum !!!

Interviewer: Cho Bhala....??

Wandho Mal : 2 Minute Me Ta Chado Maggie hi Tahyee Sakandi !!!!

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saale Llaye P M Thayje Ta....??

Wandho Mal : Mu khe Kona Thaono Aa 5 Saale laaye P M..

Interviewer: Cho Bhala....??

Wandho Mal : Ker Khaindo Aetri Gahni Maggie !!!!!

Facebook Girlfriend

Wandho Mal Early Morning Facebook Khole Vetho Huyo ....

Hikri Suhini Chokri Sandwich Jo Photo Post Kayo Aen Comment Kayo. 
" Nashte Mein Aaj Sandwich Khaate Hain "

Wandho Mal Commented on the post " Nashte Ka Mazaa Aa Gaya "

Post Aen Comment Wandhe ji Zaala je Nazroon San Kona Bachi Sagyo , Wandhe khe puchyo : " Lunch Thaayaan ya Facebook te khainda ???"

Tamaam Sakht Koki

Doctor:  “Tawaanja Danda (Teeth) Kiyan Bhaji  Pya ?”

Wandho Mal : “Zaala Tamaam Sakht Koki Thaay Dini “

Doctor :  “Khayana Saan Manaa Kare Chade Haa”

Wandho Mal :” Mana Kayo , Tadenh Ta .....”

CHAMAATA

Tantrik- beta tumhare upar chudel ka saaya hai.


Bhondu Mal : Baba CHAMAATA Khaeende Munji Zaala Je Baare mein Vari Kuch Ulto Sidho Gaalayo Tai !!!!

Mother Tongue

Wandho Mal’s son was filling An Application form.

The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?

Son: Baba Ma Hithe Cha Likhaan ?

Wandho Mal : Likh putra "Very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED"   

Prayer

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "Khaado Tamaam Sutho to Lage , Hal Khayana Start kayun.

Wife: “Mithra , Tawaan Ghara Mein Khayana Kha Paireen Prayer Kanda Aayo “

Husband: “Ho Ghara  Mein Mithri , Hithe chef Ke Khabara Aa Khado Kiyan Thaibo Aa “

Next Sunday Husband ji Prayer Meeting Aa !!!!

Cha Technology Aa !!!

Hospital mein Nurse- Lakha Lakha Wadhayun Tawa ,

Tawaanje Ghar Putra Thyo Aahe ....

Bhondu Mal : Jhulelal Cha Technology Aa ,

Zaala Hospital Mein Aa Aen Putra Ghara Mein  Thyo Aa !!!!

Kam Kande Maala , Chummiyun Kona Vathanda Kayo ...

Wife to Her Husband : Kam Kande Maala , Chummiyun Kona Vathanda Kayo ...

Tadainh Kamawari Chayo : Madam Suthe Saan Samjhaay Chadyo , 
Ma Ta Chayi – Chayi Kare Thakaji Payi Aayaan !!!!

Sab Marda Hika Jera Hunda Aahen

The woman who invented the sentence, "Sab Marda Hika Jera Hunda Aahen "...
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Actually she lost her Chinese husband in the crowd in China !!!!