ShortestMurder Story

Wild Life

Zaala : " Cha Gaal Aa Wandha , Aj Munji Photo - te - Photo Pyo Khichando  Wanjen !!!"

Wandho Mal : " Kuch Na Mithri , Munje Dimaag Mein 'Wild Life Photography' Jo Bhoot Sawaar Thyo Aa "

WANDHO MAL JI ZAALA

Wandho Mal got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, are you Single ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala , Ghar Ach Ta Theek ti Kayaan Tokhe !!!!

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: Are you Married ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Girl: Tunjhi Girlfriend Aayaan Dhokebaaz !!!!
Wandho Mal : Sorry baby, Mukhe Lago Munjhi Zaala Aa ...
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala hi Aayaan Wandha, Aj Bas Tun Ghar Ach Bachande Kona !!!!

Flavoured

Wandho Mal goes to buy Durex

Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones are available. Which flavour do you want?

Wandho Mal : " Kadi Chawara "

Private Message

Private message in my inbox
Dear Mr. Naresh,

Please stop posting the jokes ..... Ek dum Bakwaas hain.

Yours Sincerely
Wandho Mal
S/o Bhondu Mal

Jhulelal

Wandho Mal TRAIN mein Chadana Lago Aakashwani Thi
“Hina Mein Na Chad Patri Saan Layi Vendi”
Wandho Bachi Vyo !!!!

Plane Mein Chadana Lago Aawaaz Aayi
“Hi Crash Thyana Waaro Aa”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

BUS mein Aawaz Aayi
“ Khadda Mein Kirandi”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

Wandho Mal : “ Ker Aaye Bhau “ 

Aawaaz “MA JHULELAL”

Wandho Mal (Pyaar Saan ) : “ Meharbaani Saieen Tawaan Mukhe Edda Dafa Bachaayo Munja Jhulelal Saienn ...
Para Hikri Gaal Puchni Hui ....
Shaadi Maala Jadenh Ma Ghodi Chadaan Pyo - Tawaan Jo Galo Kharaab Huyo Cha ? “

Andho Fakeer

Fakeer to wife of Wandho Mal : “Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de... Andha hoon......”

Wandho Mal looks at his wife : “ Pesa Dees .... Sach Pach Andho Aa !!!!”

Pehreen Dafa Kayo Thaee

Wandho Mal Aen Hunaji Zaala , never fought in 25 Years.

Bhondu Mal Asked : How did U make it possible??

Wandho Mal : - We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, 
While Horse riding My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down , 
She Got up and Patted the Horse and Said : “ Pehreen Dafa (First Time) Kayo Thaee“ 

After a while, it happened again.

She said "Be Hara (2^nd Time ) Kayo Thaee  "

& When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.

I Shouted “ Chari Maai Bewakoof , Paagal Thi Wayi Aaeen Cha ... You Killed the Horse .”

She gave a grave look & said " Pehreen Dafa  Kayo Thaee “

Since then we Never Fought !!!!

Mother Tongue

Wandho Mal’s son was filling An Application form.

The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?

Son: Baba Ma Hithe Cha Likhaan ?

Wandho Mal : Likh putra "Very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED"   

Bahas

Liver Mein Soor

Doctor: Cha Thyo ?

Wandho Mal : Doctor Saab, Tabiyat Theek Kone, Liver mein Soor  Pyo Pai

Doctor : Daroo Piyando Aayeen ??

Wandho Mal : Haa, Para Nandro Peg Thayjo !!!!

Zaala Naukar Samjhana Lagi Aahe

Bhondu Mal : Munji Zaala Mukhe Naukar Samjhana Lagi Aahe , Cha Kayaan ?

Wandho Mal : Ba – Chaar Ghara Bya Pakde Vathees

Lips Jali Vya

Wandhe Mal Ja Lips Jali Vya

Bhondu Mal : Kiyan Jalya

Wandho Mal : Zaala Khe Railway Satation Drop Karana Vayam

Bhondu Mal : Ta ?

Wandho Mal : Khushi je Maare Train je Engine khe Chummi Vathi Chadi !!!!

A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth extraction..............."5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied."5000!!! 

Have you not got anything cheaper?""That's the normal charge," said the dentist."What about if you did not use any anesthetic?""That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and it would be quite painful !!""What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?""I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely painful, but the price could drop to 2000"."How about if you make it a training session, and your student do the extraction with the other students watching and learning ?"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really really painful, but I'll charge you 500.""Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!!!! It's a deal," said the Sindhi. "Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

A SINDHI’S TAX AUDIT

The income tax officer decides to audit Sindhi businessman Wandho Mal and summons him to the income tax office.

The officer is not surprised when Wandho Mal shows up with his attorney, Pestonji.. 

The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle  and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling.

I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable.."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Wandho Mal .

"How about a demonstration..? "


The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Wandho Mal says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."

The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Wandho Mal removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.

Wandho Mal says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."

The officer can tell Wandho Mal  isn't blind, so he takes the
bet.

Wandho Mal removes his dentures and bites his good eye.


The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Pestonji as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Wandho Mal asks.


"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."


The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt,

so he agrees again.


Wandho Mal stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily,he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.


But Pestonji moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the officer asks.

"Not really," says Pestonji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Wandho Mal told me he'd been summoned for an audit,

he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.."

Columbus Ji Sindhi Zaala

If Columbus had been married to a Sindhi Lady he might never have discovered America,because of the following:

Kedaan pya Wanjo ?

Kainje Saan ? 

Cho ?

Tain Hi Cho ?

Kiyan pya Wanjo ?

Cha Golno Aahe ?

Tawaan Cho ?

Tawaan na Hunda ta ma Cha kandam ?

Maa Halaan ?

Kaden Waapas Indo ?

Dinner ghara mien Khaindo ?

Munje laaye Cha wathi indao ?

Mukhe lageto Tawaan jaane bujhe hi Programme Thayo Aa

Aahe na..........

Cho

Koor Na Gaalayo

Cho Thaainda Aayo Aera programs ?

Tamaam Ghana pya Thaayi Aera programs..........

Cho ?

Mukhe Peke Wanjno Aa .....

Mukhe Chadana Halo ....

Mukhe Waapas Kona Achron Aa.....

Kadenh Kona ......

Rokyo Cho Na Tha. .....

Discovery jo chakker Mukhe Na To Samjha Ache .....

Tawaan Hamesha Iyan hi Kanda Aayo

Pehren bhi iyan Kare chuka Aayo ....

Wari Saagi Gaal pya kayo .....

Mukhe Na pyo Samjha Ache Byo Cha Discover Karno Aa .

Tawaan Kithe Pya Wanjo ?.....

Être sab questions khan Po ... America Cha, Ghara Jo Veraado Kona Paar Kare Sage Haa !!!!!