Thad

Cold Wave in North India....

Coldest December in Five Years !!!!

Toto

At a Sindhi’s Store there was a Parrot who  Spoke Three English, Hindi and Sindhi.

To check it out a Man asked: "Who are you ?"

The Parrot Replied : "I am a Parrot.""

“Wow Wow..  Ab Batao Tum Kaun Ho ? "

The Parrot Replied : "Main Ek Tota Hoon ."

“Wow Wow…..  Haane budh’ae Too’n Ker Aahee’n ? 

“ Bhangee Maanu, Chari ja putra , Boda ,Vando Ayee’n Cha ? Hikdi Gaal  toh’khe Ketra Dafaa budha’yan ? Khainde’n  Chamata Vary Puchande’n ta.  Ma Toto Aayaa’n  toto toto !!!”

WANDHO MAL JI ZAALA

Wandho Mal got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, are you Single ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala , Ghar Ach Ta Theek ti Kayaan Tokhe !!!!

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: Are you Married ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Girl: Tunjhi Girlfriend Aayaan Dhokebaaz !!!!
Wandho Mal : Sorry baby, Mukhe Lago Munjhi Zaala Aa ...
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala hi Aayaan Wandha, Aj Bas Tun Ghar Ach Bachande Kona !!!!

Flavoured

Wandho Mal goes to buy Durex

Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones are available. Which flavour do you want?

Wandho Mal : " Kadi Chawara "

Private Message

Private message in my inbox
Dear Mr. Naresh,

Please stop posting the jokes ..... Ek dum Bakwaas hain.

Yours Sincerely
Wandho Mal
S/o Bhondu Mal

Jhulelal

Wandho Mal TRAIN mein Chadana Lago Aakashwani Thi
“Hina Mein Na Chad Patri Saan Layi Vendi”
Wandho Bachi Vyo !!!!

Plane Mein Chadana Lago Aawaaz Aayi
“Hi Crash Thyana Waaro Aa”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

BUS mein Aawaz Aayi
“ Khadda Mein Kirandi”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

Wandho Mal : “ Ker Aaye Bhau “ 

Aawaaz “MA JHULELAL”

Wandho Mal (Pyaar Saan ) : “ Meharbaani Saieen Tawaan Mukhe Edda Dafa Bachaayo Munja Jhulelal Saienn ...
Para Hikri Gaal Puchni Hui ....
Shaadi Maala Jadenh Ma Ghodi Chadaan Pyo - Tawaan Jo Galo Kharaab Huyo Cha ? “

Andho Fakeer

Fakeer to wife of Wandho Mal : “Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de... Andha hoon......”

Wandho Mal looks at his wife : “ Pesa Dees .... Sach Pach Andho Aa !!!!”

Pehreen Dafa Kayo Thaee

Wandho Mal Aen Hunaji Zaala , never fought in 25 Years.

Bhondu Mal Asked : How did U make it possible??

Wandho Mal : - We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, 
While Horse riding My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down , 
She Got up and Patted the Horse and Said : “ Pehreen Dafa (First Time) Kayo Thaee“ 

After a while, it happened again.

She said "Be Hara (2^nd Time ) Kayo Thaee  "

& When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.

I Shouted “ Chari Maai Bewakoof , Paagal Thi Wayi Aaeen Cha ... You Killed the Horse .”

She gave a grave look & said " Pehreen Dafa  Kayo Thaee “

Since then we Never Fought !!!!

Wandho Aen Bill

Wandho Mal Bill gates saan:- “Tawaan Charya Aayo Cha ?”

Bill Gates :- “Cho Bhala “

Wandho Mal : “ Tawaanjo surname Gates Aahe business Tawaan Windows Jo Kanda Aayo. “

Bahas

Lacoste

A Modern Sindhi Girl Walks by the River and sees a Crocodile and Screams in fear ......
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"Hey Jhulelal Lacoste "

Cha Technology Aa !!!

Hospital mein Nurse- Lakha Lakha Wadhayun Tawa ,

Tawaanje Ghar Putra Thyo Aahe ....

Bhondu Mal : Jhulelal Cha Technology Aa ,

Zaala Hospital Mein Aa Aen Putra Ghara Mein  Thyo Aa !!!!

Wandho Mal ji Bhaaji

Wandho Mal kadhai Khani Vicha raste Bhaaji thaayan jo Drama  Pyo Kare

Kadhai khali disi Manun Puchyo : Wandaha mala Cha Pyo Thaayen ?

Wandho Mal : Sabni Khe Chariyo Pyo Thayaan !!!!

Lips Jali Vya

Wandhe Mal Ja Lips Jali Vya

Bhondu Mal : Kiyan Jalya

Wandho Mal : Zaala Khe Railway Satation Drop Karana Vayam

Bhondu Mal : Ta ?

Wandho Mal : Khushi je Maare Train je Engine khe Chummi Vathi Chadi !!!!

CHAMAATA

Asaanje Wandhe Mal Cafe Mein Hikri Chokri Khe I Love You Chayo

Chokri Wandhe Khe Zordaar Chamaata Haieens “ Cha Chayo”

Wandhe Mal Roinde Roinde Puchyao : “Jadenh Budho Kona Ta Chamaata Cho Hayeen “

DAD V/S PAPA

Wandho Mal : Putri Pehren Mukhe tun PAPA Chawandi Hui , Haane DAD , Cho Bhala ?

Oh Dad , PAPA Chawan Saan Lipstic Kharaab Thi Vendi Aa !!!!

Blind Sindhi

A Blind Sindhi Man enters a Bar, orders a drink and yells, “Hey, you all, want to hear a great Sardarji joke ?”

In a deep husky voice the man next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, Saieen, do you know five things about this bar.

The Bartender,is a Sardar, the Bouncer is a Sardar, I’m 6 feet tall, weigh 260 lbs – a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts, the fourth man sitting next to me is also sardar, who is a weight-lifter & the fifth man to ur right is also a Sardar and a World Champion wrestler.

Now think about it.
Do u still wanna tell that joke?”

The Sindhi thinks for a second,& declares, “No chance! Who is going to explain it 5 times?

Suthi News

Lady calls up her Husband who is in office and in a very sweet voice asks; Darling! Cha Pya Kayo ?  Busy Aayo Cha ?

Husband; Ha  Kaafi Busy busy Aayaan ,  Kam Ghano Aahe . Tokhe kuch khape Cha ?

Wife; tawaan je laaye Hikri Suthi News Aa Aen Hikri Kinni News Aahe..

Husband; Mithri Suthi News Budaaye, Kinni Budan Laaye Time Kone ...

Wife : Asaanji Nayi "AUDI 6" je "Air Bags " Suthe Saan Kam Kayo !!!!






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A SINDHI’S TAX AUDIT

The income tax officer decides to audit Sindhi businessman Wandho Mal and summons him to the income tax office.

The officer is not surprised when Wandho Mal shows up with his attorney, Pestonji.. 

The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle  and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling.

I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable.."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Wandho Mal .

"How about a demonstration..? "


The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Wandho Mal says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."

The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Wandho Mal removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.

Wandho Mal says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."

The officer can tell Wandho Mal  isn't blind, so he takes the
bet.

Wandho Mal removes his dentures and bites his good eye.


The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Pestonji as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Wandho Mal asks.


"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."


The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt,

so he agrees again.


Wandho Mal stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily,he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.


But Pestonji moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the officer asks.

"Not really," says Pestonji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Wandho Mal told me he'd been summoned for an audit,

he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.."

Modern Sindhi girl