Missing Her Husband

A widow who never paid any attention to Her Husband while he was alive now found herself missing him desperately.

She went to a psychic to see if she could contact her late husband.

The psychic went into a trance.

A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the woman heard the unmistakable voice of her dearly departed husband.

 "Mithra!" she cried. "Tawaan Aayo ?"

 "Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

"Khush Aayo ?"

"Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

 "Muhn je saan Huya , Huna Kha Wadhika Khush Aayo ?"

"Ha , Muhinji Mithri ."

"Swarg Tamaam Maze Ji Jagah Hundi “

 "Ma Swarga Mein Kona Aayaan Muhinji Mithri ."

20 Years Ji Shaadi

About 3.30 Subuh Je Time Wandho Mal je Ryoana ji Awaaz Budhi Kare Zaala Ji Nindra Phiti Payee.

Uthi Kare Har handa Wandhe Ke golana Shuru kayeen , Wandho Kithe Kona Ladho ....

Laundry Room Saan Guzre Payee ta Wandhe Ji Subki Budhayeen, Awaaz Basement Saan Ache payee.

Basement ji Light On Kayeen ta Wandho Basement je Kunda Mein Vetho Zaar Zaar Pyo Roye.

Wandhe Saan Puchyaeen : “ Cho Pya Ro”

Wandho Mal : “ Toh Khe Yaad Aa ,
 Via (20) Saal Pehreen Asaan ji Shaadi Thi Hui ?”

Zaala : “ Ha Ta “

Wandho Mal : “ Huna Kha Ba (2) Hafta Pehreen Tuhinje Pee (Father) Muh Khe Dhamkayo – Ya ta Muhinji Dheea Saan Shaadi Kar Na Ta Jail Wanj. "

Zaala : “Hee Sab Gaaliyoon Muh Khe Khabar Ayeen para Tawaan Aetro Ro Cho Pya ? “

Wandho Mal : (Roinde Roinde ) Toon Samjhen Kona Thee , Aj Maa Jail Saan azaad Thee Wanja Ha. “

A Jew & Sindhi in Business...

A Sindhi goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Sindhi buys 25 pairs. 

He returns a few days later and this time orders Fifty. 

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Sindhi returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Sindhi, please tell me what you do with all these Black bras?

The Sindhi answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $100.00 each.

Kutti Aen Lassi

Choondri

Zaala is angry as Wandho Mal stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for Pinching .

Wandho Mal to Zaala : Muh Kuch Kona Kay Mithri , Tuhinji Kasam Muh Choondri Kona Paati ....

Zaala : Mukhe Khabara Aa , Choondri Muh Paati :)

Exaggeration and Overacting

Exaggeration and Overacting 

Tadenh Thindi Aa

Jadenh a Chinese Sings for his Wife

"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN"

Wandho Mal refusing to like a Girl

Girl:" Do you like me ??"

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Wandho Mal:" No"

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Girl got sad ......................

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Wandho Mal:" Why are you sad ??"

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Girl:" Coz u don't like me"

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Wandho Mal:" U never asked "do you love me ? "

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Girl:" Awwww, ok do you love me???"

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Wandho Mal:" CHAREE THI PAYI AAYEN CHA .... NO WAYS, I AM ALREADY MARRIED !!!!:"

Wandho Mal Aen Pehelwan

Wandho Mal Train Mein hikri Berth te Letyo Pyo Ho 

Hikro Maanu Aayo Aen Chayo : " Bhau Side Thee Mu Khe Vyano Aa

Wandho : " Tokhe Khabar Aa Ma Ker Aayaan ?"

Maanu Dakki Kare Bee Seat Te Wanji Vetho

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya

Poy Hikro Pehelwaan Aayo Aen Chayeen " Side Mein Thee Mu Khe Vyano Aa "

Wandho : " Tokhe Khabar Aa Ma Ker Aayaan ?"

Pehelwaan Wandhe khe Gichchi Saan Pakde Uthaare Kare Hawaa Mein Puchyo : " Haane Budaaye Ker Aayen Toon ?"

Wandho Mal : " BIMAAR " " Ma Bimaar Aayaan Bhau ... Bin Diyan Saan Bukhaar Aa !!!"

Suhini Chokri Aen Wandho Mal

Wandho Mal Hikri Shaadi Mein Tamaam Suhini Chokri Khe Dhyaan Saan Disse Pyo .

Chokri Impress Thi Kare Puchyo : " Cha Pya Disso "

Wandho : " Sochyaan Pyo Toon Agar Munjhi Maao Hujeen Haa Ta Ma Ketro Suhino Hujaan Ha !"

Watching TV

Wandho Mal Aen Zaala watching an a Cricket match together:

After 5 minutes:"

Zaala : "Hee Bret Lee Aa??"

Wandho Mal:" Na Hee Chris Gayle Aa"

Bret Lee bowler Aa ....

Zaala:" Okay, Byo Wicket Kiri Pyo "

Wandho Mal:" Na , Pehren Waare Jo Replay Aa"

Zaala:" Hmm, Lageto India Khatte Vendi "

Wandho Mal:" Austraila V/s west Indies Aa"

Zaala:" Khattan Laye Ghana Runs Khapanda

Wandho Mal:" 72 runs in 36 balls.."

Zaala:" Tamaam Easy Pyo Lage just 2 runs in 1 ball.."

Wandho Mal:" *Turns off the TV*

Zaala Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Wandho Mal:" Hee Kera Aa ??"
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Zaala:" , Khabardaar Jo Mu khe Serial je Vicha Mein Disturb Kayo Tava... "

Zaala Khe Copy

Zaala : "You had lunch?"

Wandho Mal :. (in fun mood) : "You had lunch?"

Zaala : " Ma Thi Puchaan "

Wandho Mal : " Ma Thi Puchaan "

Zaala : " Tawaan Mu khe Copy Pya Kayo ?"

Wandho Mal : " Tawaan Mu khe Copy Pya Kayo ?"

Zaala: " Hal Jewellery Shopping Laay Haloon "

Wandho Mal : " I had lunch"

How Old Rich Wandho Mal made his Money.

How old rich Wandho Mal made his money.

Young man asked an old rich Wandho Mal how he made his money.

The Wandho Mal fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, Putta in 1947. The depth of the Great Depression. Mu Vat Fakat Hikro Paiso Bachyo."

"Hikre Paise jo Apple Kharida Kayam , Puro Din Mu Apple khe  Polish Kayo aen Shaama jo, Chamkando Apple Vikyo Hikka Anne (Six Paise) mein"

"The next morning, Mu Ba Apple Khareeda Kaya Puro Din Mu Apples khe  Polish Kayo aen Shaama jo, Chamkanda Ba Apple Vikyo Hikka  Bi Anne mein.

Puro Mehno Mu Mehnata Kare Rs. 50 Kamaya...

"Poy Cha Thyo ....”

“Munji Zaala Jo Pee (Father) Guzaare Vyo Aen Asaan je Laay Hik Crore Rupya Chade Vyo “

Texting

Wandho Mal Aen Hunaji Zaala had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. 

Wandho’s Zaala , was in a romantic mood, decided that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She text-ed:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

Wandho Mal texted back: 
Muhinji Mithri ,
Ma Toilet Mein Vetho Aayaan , 
Budhaye Cha Kayaan 
I Love you Too !!!

Wandho Mal Aen Maggie

Wandho Mal San Interviewer Puchoyo :

2 Minute Laay Tawaan khe Prime Minister Thaaynje Ta 
Tawaan Cha Kanda.....??

Wandho Mal : Maggi Noodles Thaindum !!!

Interviewer: Cho Bhala....??

Wandho Mal : 2 Minute Me Ta Chado Maggie hi Tahyee Sakandi !!!!

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saale Llaye P M Thayje Ta....??

Wandho Mal : Mu khe Kona Thaono Aa 5 Saale laaye P M..

Interviewer: Cho Bhala....??

Wandho Mal : Ker Khaindo Aetri Gahni Maggie !!!!!

Wild Life

Zaala : " Cha Gaal Aa Wandha , Aj Munji Photo - te - Photo Pyo Khichando  Wanjen !!!"

Wandho Mal : " Kuch Na Mithri , Munje Dimaag Mein 'Wild Life Photography' Jo Bhoot Sawaar Thyo Aa "

Facebook Girlfriend

Wandho Mal Early Morning Facebook Khole Vetho Huyo ....

Hikri Suhini Chokri Sandwich Jo Photo Post Kayo Aen Comment Kayo. 
" Nashte Mein Aaj Sandwich Khaate Hain "

Wandho Mal Commented on the post " Nashte Ka Mazaa Aa Gaya "

Post Aen Comment Wandhe ji Zaala je Nazroon San Kona Bachi Sagyo , Wandhe khe puchyo : " Lunch Thaayaan ya Facebook te khainda ???"

WANDHO MAL JI ZAALA

Wandho Mal got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, are you Single ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala , Ghar Ach Ta Theek ti Kayaan Tokhe !!!!

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: Are you Married ?
Wandho Mal : Yes, but who are you ?
Girl: Tunjhi Girlfriend Aayaan Dhokebaaz !!!!
Wandho Mal : Sorry baby, Mukhe Lago Munjhi Zaala Aa ...
Ans: Tunjhi Zaala hi Aayaan Wandha, Aj Bas Tun Ghar Ach Bachande Kona !!!!

Flavoured

Wandho Mal goes to buy Durex

Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones are available. Which flavour do you want?

Wandho Mal : " Kadi Chawara "

Private Message

Private message in my inbox
Dear Mr. Naresh,

Please stop posting the jokes ..... Ek dum Bakwaas hain.

Yours Sincerely
Wandho Mal
S/o Bhondu Mal

Jhulelal

Wandho Mal TRAIN mein Chadana Lago Aakashwani Thi
“Hina Mein Na Chad Patri Saan Layi Vendi”
Wandho Bachi Vyo !!!!

Plane Mein Chadana Lago Aawaaz Aayi
“Hi Crash Thyana Waaro Aa”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

BUS mein Aawaz Aayi
“ Khadda Mein Kirandi”
Wandho Vari Bachi Vyo !!!!

Wandho Mal : “ Ker Aaye Bhau “ 

Aawaaz “MA JHULELAL”

Wandho Mal (Pyaar Saan ) : “ Meharbaani Saieen Tawaan Mukhe Edda Dafa Bachaayo Munja Jhulelal Saienn ...
Para Hikri Gaal Puchni Hui ....
Shaadi Maala Jadenh Ma Ghodi Chadaan Pyo - Tawaan Jo Galo Kharaab Huyo Cha ? “

Nasho Sab Dukha Vesaare Chadando Aayae

Wandho Mal drinking BEER asked "Toon Ker Ayeen ?"

Zaala : "Charya Thi Vya Aayo Cha? Pehenji Zaala Khe Visri Vya Aayo ? "


Wandho Mal: "Nasho Sab Dukha Vesaare Chadando Aayae Bhena !!!! “

Andho Fakeer

Fakeer to wife of Wandho Mal : “Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de... Andha hoon......”

Wandho Mal looks at his wife : “ Pesa Dees .... Sach Pach Andho Aa !!!!”

Pehreen Dafa Kayo Thaee

Wandho Mal Aen Hunaji Zaala , never fought in 25 Years.

Bhondu Mal Asked : How did U make it possible??

Wandho Mal : - We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, 
While Horse riding My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down , 
She Got up and Patted the Horse and Said : “ Pehreen Dafa (First Time) Kayo Thaee“ 

After a while, it happened again.

She said "Be Hara (2^nd Time ) Kayo Thaee  "

& When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.

I Shouted “ Chari Maai Bewakoof , Paagal Thi Wayi Aaeen Cha ... You Killed the Horse .”

She gave a grave look & said " Pehreen Dafa  Kayo Thaee “

Since then we Never Fought !!!!