Wandho Aen Bill

Wandho Mal Bill gates saan:- “Tawaan Charya Aayo Cha ?”

Bill Gates :- “Cho Bhala “

Wandho Mal : “ Tawaanjo surname Gates Aahe business Tawaan Windows Jo Kanda Aayo. “

Tamaam Sakht Koki

Doctor:  “Tawaanja Danda (Teeth) Kiyan Bhaji  Pya ?”

Wandho Mal : “Zaala Tamaam Sakht Koki Thaay Dini “

Doctor :  “Khayana Saan Manaa Kare Chade Haa”

Wandho Mal :” Mana Kayo , Tadenh Ta .....”

CHAMAATA

Tantrik- beta tumhare upar chudel ka saaya hai.


Bhondu Mal : Baba CHAMAATA Khaeende Munji Zaala Je Baare mein Vari Kuch Ulto Sidho Gaalayo Tai !!!!

Mother Tongue

Wandho Mal’s son was filling An Application form.

The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?

Son: Baba Ma Hithe Cha Likhaan ?

Wandho Mal : Likh putra "Very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED"   

Bahas

Materialistic

A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car 
comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting 
next to him and exclaims, " Muhinji Mercedes! ... Muhinji Mercedes! 
... Muhinji Mercedes!"   

His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. 
All you're worried about is material things. You never even  
noticed that your arm is gone!"   

To which the Sindhi cries, " Muhinji Rolex! ... Muhinji Rolex! ... Muhinji
Rolex!!"

Swarg Ya Nark

Jhulelal asked Wandho Mal : "Swarg  Vende ya Nark  ?"

Wandho Mal :  " Saieen Bini Je Vicha mein Dukaan Kholay Dyo ,

 Bini Paase ja Customer Mili Venda !!!!"