Materialistic

A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car 
comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting 
next to him and exclaims, " Muhinji Mercedes! ... Muhinji Mercedes! 
... Muhinji Mercedes!"   

His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. 
All you're worried about is material things. You never even  
noticed that your arm is gone!"   

To which the Sindhi cries, " Muhinji Rolex! ... Muhinji Rolex! ... Muhinji
Rolex!!"