Friday, 21 June 2013

Blind Sindhi

A Blind Sindhi Man enters a Bar, orders a drink and yells, “Hey, you all, want to hear a great Sardarji joke ?”
In a deep husky voice the man next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, Saieen, do you know five things about this bar.
The Bartender,is a Sardar, the Bouncer is a Sardar, I’m 6 feet tall, weigh 260 lbs – a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts, the fourth man sitting next to me is also sardar, who is a weight-lifter & the fifth man to ur right is also a Sardar and a World Champion wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do u still wanna tell that joke?”

The Sindhi thinks for a second,& declares, “No chance! Who is going to explain it 5 times?

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