Sindhi Santa Claus

Sindhi Santa Claus

Sindhi Doctor

A Sindhi opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:

Any treatment in Rs.100 & if we cant treat you, will pay you back Rs.200/= .

A Pathan comes to do fraud & get 200 ...

He says to the Doctor:

I cant feel any taste on my tongue..

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the Pathan shouts: Oh my God its very Bitter 

The doctor says congratulations 

your sense of taste is back now .

The Pathan was angry as he lost Rs.100

After 2 weeks Pathan comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his

previous 100 too

Pathan: Doctor i have lost my memory 

Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue .

Pathan: Wait doctor

but that medicine is for taste.. .

Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Never think to cheat a Sindhi...

Sindhi Atheist!

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful Sindhi Girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Sindhi ."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the Little Girl Why She is a Sindhi.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jhulelal , My mom is a Sindhi , and my dad is a Sindhi , so I am a Sindhi ."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was an Idiot , and your dad was a Idiot. What would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says the Little Sindhan , "I'd be an atheist."